Sindhi: Operation Aankh Ka hai, Toh Taang Kyon Kaat Rahe Ho?
Pathan Doctor: Mera Pehla Operation Hai Me Nahi Chahta Beech Me Bol Kar Tum Apni Taang Adao!
Sending you millions of smiles. Take one each morning because I want to see you smiling always .
Have a blessed day.
Wish you a very happy birthday,
May life lead you to great happiness success and hope that all your wishes comes true.
Enjoy your day!
Every husband gets a wireless net connection by default, it is called,
Banta: What is a Vote Bank?
Santa: A bank where people deposit hopes and politicians turn those into power to reap heavy interest rates for 5 years!
You are an Awaara if you step outside of your home and a Nikamma if you stay inside.
The shortest relation in life is between 'Student and Books'.
They get commited couple of days before exams;
And after exams - they break up!
You know you're jobless when you call your 5 friends, out of which 3 don't pick up your call and 2 say,
"Bhai Abhi Busy Hun Shaam Ko Call Karta Hun"!
Keeping in mind... Indrani Mukherjea's case, the govt. should also implement OWOT - "One Wife One Tension" Plan!