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DESH bahkto ki balid...

DESH bahkto ki balidaan se
SWATNATRA huye hai hum
koi puche kon ho to GRAV se kahenge
Bhartiya hai hum...
HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: GREETINGS (REPUBLIC DAY)

Patni: Aap bahut mot...

Patni: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Pati: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gayi ho.
Patni: Mai to maa banne wali hoon!
Pati: Main bhi to baap banne wala hoon.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Pati: Aaj mai sabha ...

Pati: Aaj mai sabha pati banunga.
Patni: khabardaar jo aap mere alawa kisi aur ke pati bane.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni: kyon jab mai ...

Patni: kyon jab mai moti ho jaaungi,tab bhi tum mujhe aise hi pyaar karoge?
Pati: bilkul nhi, maine sirf such dukh mai saath dene ka vaada kiya tha.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Pati: mai jeevan mai...

Pati: mai jeevan mai aaj jo kuch bhi bana hoon,apne aap bana hoon.
Patni: lo, mai aaj tak bekar hi bhagwaan ko kosti rhi.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni: Collage ke ba...

Patni: Collage ke bare me tumhara koi bura anubhav hai?
Pati: Han, Tumhari aur meri paheli mulakat college me he to hui thi.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Two blondes fell dow...

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see!"

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (BLONDE)

"I got a compli...

"I got a compliment on my driving today," said a blonde to her friend. There was a note left on my windshield it said "parking fine".

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (BLONDE)

How do you keep a bl...

How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days? Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (BLONDE)

Q: How does a blonde...

Q: How does a blonde try to kill a worm?
A: Bury it alive!

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (BLONDE)

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